8th May 2012.
As he left the stadium, Ravi Gupta kept repeating the
same line again and again, “Why did Malinga bowl a no-ball?” It cost Mumbai the
match!” As his sympathy for Mumbai continued, the repent for spending a hefty
amount from his salary for the ticket was visible on his
strawberry-shaped face. He kept tucking his shirt in his trousers, while his
bulging tummy did its best to fall outwards.
Walking away dejectedly, he reached Girgaon Chowpatty. It
was close to midnight and the area was illuminated only by the stars that
twinkled merrily in the sky.
Walking along the shore, Ravi felt like something hit his
right leg.
“What's that?” said Ravi, scratching his head. He removed
his torch-cum-ball pen from his shirt pocket and tried to look out what lied on
the sand.
The light slowly increased as he saw a glowing
football.
“Oh! A football! But how come it is so shiny?”
Ravi tried kicking it.
Suddenly, there was a loud sound. A glittering gas
released from the football. The wind started blowing very fast, as if it was
coming from a table fan.
“What is it? What’s happening?”
“UDIBABA!!!!! I am Gen-X Genie.! I am here to make your
wishes come true.”
Ravi wondered how come the typical genie from the Arabian
Nights is in front of him.
“Genie? In a football? You people usually come out magic
lamps, closed bottles, etc. Right?”
“Why cannot we stay in a football? If criminals can be in
the Parliament, film stars on the cricket field and cricketers acting in
movies, why cannot we people in a football?”
“Ok, calm down..Here, have some water...” said Ravi.
The Genie emptied the bottle in no time. ”Thanks for the
water. Global warming is not sparing even our community. It is so hot even at
midnight” said Gen-X.
“Have you settled down, so that I can ask for my three
wishes?”
“Not three, only two.”
“Why only two?”
“Recession, my friend. We have cut down the number of
wishes from three to two. Take it or forget it!”
“No, two are enough for me.”
“Then my friend, what is your first wish?”
“I want Mumbai to win the Indian Publicity League.
Please.”
“Sure, just wait a minute. “
Genie removed his Blackberry phone.
“Hello. Mr. Bookie?”
“Speaking. Who’s this?”
“I am Gen-X Genie. One of my clients wishes that Mumbai
must win the IPL. Please fix the match accordingly. I will fulfill one of your
wishes in return.”
“Ok, it will be done. Bye” said the bookie as he disconnected the phone.
“Your wish will be fulfilled. Mumbai will win the
IPL. Make sure you watch the final.” said the smiling Gen-X.
“But how come you did it so easily?” asked Ravi.
“My friend, you people use the phonebook. We have got the
contacts! Second wish?”
“Gen-X, I want to live the most luxurious life in the city.”
“Wait a minute, have you shot down many innocent people
at CST station?”
“No, not at all.”
“Then you are cannot ask for this wish. The man, who has
done so, is currently living the most luxurious life in the city. In order to
fulfill the wish, you must have more credentials to your name than him.”
“Shit! It is near impossible to be as lucky as him. Let
it be.”
“Any alternate wish?
“If not luxurious, I want to live a relaxed life. No
work, just lazing out all the time. Please fulfill this wish. “
“Alright, no work at all…I get that. Here it goes.”
Gen-X rubbed his hands and read out a magic charm:
“HUMPTY DUMPTY SAT ON A WALL; HUMPTY DUMPTY HAD A GREAT
FALL!
TAKE THIS MAN TO SUCH A PLACE; WHERE HE DOESN’T HAVE TO
WORK AT ALL!”
With a flash of lightning, Gen-X disappeared along with
the football.
Ravi’s wish was indeed fulfilled. He reached a place
where there was no work at all.
He was in a government office.
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